Top things to know about the World Cup

The World Cup is officially underway. Billions across the planet are tuned in, hanging on every pass. Hoping their team will pull off glory. And then there’s you! Wondering what it’s all about. Why it’s so special. Maybe trying to understand soccer so you can be part of this global madness in Brazil. To help, I’ve put together a list of top things you should know about the tournament: • Yes, it is OK if you find yourself staring at a picture of Portuguese star Cristiano Ronaldo and saying, “Dang! That is one pretty dude!” Because while your mama said YOU are the most handsome boy on the planet, she lied. Cristiano Ronaldo is the most handsome boy on the planet. We just need to get over it and marvel at his rockin’ abs. • Brazil is not only the host country, but also the favorite to win it all. Brazil is futbol crazy. So if you find yourself in a bar with a bunch of Brazilians who are singing and samba-ing and playing drums, here are some things to say, and not to say. Appropriate: “Dude, Neymar is so awesome and I think he’s going to win it all.” Inappropriate: “Brazil’s all hype! They’re too inexperienced.” A good way to die: “Pelé was a FRAUD!!! My 6-year-old nephew Norman played better.” • Let your crazy out. Soccer has a way of doing that. For instance, I was at the recent American national team game against Nigeria in Jacksonville. I saw a guy … Continue reading Top things to know about the World Cup